we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
