I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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