normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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