just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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