I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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