How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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