FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
