i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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