You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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