how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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