Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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