Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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