we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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