There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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