I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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