I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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