he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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