he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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