So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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