we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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