I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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