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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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