Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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