i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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