did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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