So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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