Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
