we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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