discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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