Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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