She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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