But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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