Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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