listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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