Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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