It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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