She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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