Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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