its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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