we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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