I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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