the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I have aggressive nipples.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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