Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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