She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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