Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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