Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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