i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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