Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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