Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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