I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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