waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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