Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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