it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You were trust falling into bushes
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