my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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